carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

guceubcuesu:

hey

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Watchu got there

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a skull that connects to my spine hbu

(via cooknut)

frozen-in-childhood:

urdnotvick:

ashashi-corner:

frozen-in-childhood:

woobiesftw:

lovin-elsanna:

magicmumu:

toodrunktofindanurl:

lovin-elsanna:

foreverfrozenhearted:

pandypaws:

frozen-in-childhood:

*is not amused by Let It Go’s lack of Golden Globe award*

ok but are we just gonna ignore the way it looks like she’s about to shove her hand up someone’s ass in this pic

Elsa: *preparing to give you a prostate exam*

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DON’T MAKE ME LAUGH I’M SUPPOSED TO BE ANGRY.

Relax sir and let it go.

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FUUuuuuu I tried not to reblog this and failed choking on tears from laughing.

Resistance is futile.

needed the laugh XD!

Exam is done..

can I just point out how this went from Golden Globes to prostate exams and I love it so much I can’t breathe

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When I was a student at Cambridge I remember an anthropology professor holding up a picture of a bone with 28 incisions carved in it. “This is often considered to be man’s first attempt at a calendar” she explained. She paused as we dutifully wrote this down. ‘My question to you is this – what man needs to mark 28 days? I would suggest to you that this is woman’s first attempt at a calendar.’
It was a moment that changed my life. In that second I stopped to question almost everything I had been taught about the past. How often had I overlooked women’s contributions?
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mlpbryce:

bbcbecausebenedictcumberbatch:

radcoolswag:

punkrockghoul:

i did a thing

SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT ROCK ON ROCK ONNNNNNNN

I just love that a scarf covers up the “good bits” but a bandeau bikini top shows the good bits and more and they hate this too LIKE WHAT THE FUCK MAN

I am a straight guy and I disagree with 99% of this post, some of those are my favorite clothes for girls to wear.

(via cooknut)

(via pizza)

Amanda Seyfried talking about fainting on the set of Les Miserables.

(via forrestsgump)

lestradeisasilverfox:

Try as you might but you will never be as perfect as Misha Collins is.

(via laugh-addict)

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

(via foodchewer)

Pretending to be okay is a defense mechanism of the mind. A person’s way of attempting to remain strong.
(via psych-facts)

urbancatfitters:

“what do u want to be when u grow up”

rich

(via foodchewer)

dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

(via hancljob)

yipdeceiver:

foshiizzzle:

Pharrell, Daft Punk, Kanye

pharell looks like a smug undercover lizard that knows too much

(via unclefather)

unclefather:

my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden 

(via ven0moth)

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

(via pizza)