flockas:

digivolves:

who the fuck uses email still

people that need an appropriate way to tell their professors that they will suck some big things for an A!! Can I get an amen!!!

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internetexplorers:

mom please laugh at my jokes

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mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

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assemble-the-assbutts:

waitingforthetardistocome:

this just happened on my dash and i’m dying laughing.

THIS IS JUST TOO PERFECT

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“I was ready to be pizza boy #1 and cop #7 for a significant amount of time before I could have a role of somebody as put together and interesting and layered as Blaine.”

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corporalcarp:

when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog

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togmami:

freddybenson:

remember when icarly was still airing

let it go freddy

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eyeslikecominghome:

domieow:

dachbenschmugenheimer:

eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”

This is genuinely sad. Domi, I promise you, I’ll always look at you like a pizza.

You’re an exemplary boyfriend Shane :3 Pizza will always bond us to one another ❤

what the fuck

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